Subject: Olympic Commentators
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during
Summer Olympics games that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.
2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father.
4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious.
5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.
6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.
In fact you can see it all over their faces.
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew.
8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field.
9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?
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1 comment:
Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy stuff. Thanks for the laugh so early this morning!
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