LawDog triggered this, with his commentary on Miscreant E4s - it seems evidence that some of my ideas haven't been so far "out there", but have just run into those who find it hard to ........................ appreciate ........................ them ................................. Case in point:
11 September 2001 - we were living in Monterrey, Mexico, at the time of the attacks. To aver it a nerve-wracking time is the essence of understatement. We had been living there since May 2000, and had made relatively regular trips back to Texas - suddenly, we couldn't return to our country if we wanted to do so. All coherent reports indicated that this was the work of Osama bin Laden.
When we were finally able to return {the Friday after}, the FodGuy settled in, and I hie'd myself to the local USMC recruiting office. My idea was to establish a platoon of menopausal Women Marines; train us in guerrilla tactics, then "insert" us into Afghanistan, to find ObL. Once we found him, dope him up, then exfiltrate him, a la the VC Colonel in The Green Berets - get him to some 'rendition country', and let the mad scientists have a go {he would be kept 'compliant' by topically applied Valium or whatever}. Load him up on high dose estrogen - this has the "benefit" {for our purposes here} of causing multiple changes, ie, loss of facial hair, shrinkage of {male} genitalia, growth of breasts, and additional fat deposits. Put "permanent makeup" {tattoos, basically} around his eyes, lips, etc. Dress him in a halter, micro-mini skirt, come-get-me shoes, toss a hijab/burqa over him, and parachute him into Taliban Central. Let him try to explain to his toadies what had happened to him ................................. SIGH!! Never even had the chance to throw that idea out to someone who could have make it happen .....................................
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