If you have an extra $25.00 & like to cook ...............................

Please consider helping out these folks & purchasing their cookbook .............................

Recipes for Real Men


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Just took a test yesterday ........................

turns out, I have ADD - next step is getting my doc to refer me to someone to do the official diagnostics, then see what's what as far as therapy {medication vs. "talking"} - I scored 94 out of 100 on the test ...................... :-( Some of the questions seemed to have nothing to do with what I thought were the constellation of symptoms, like irritability at petty stuff .........................

One of the things currently irritating me is NBC's choice of Conan O'Brien to take over The Tonight Show - never been much of a viewer, but I will NEVER watch it now - far as I'm concerned, Conan O'Brien would gag an army of maggots - he's of the same ilk as Will Ferrell or Jim Carrey, in most of his roles ............................

I'm hoping the medication of choice would be Adderall XR - as I said above, it's gonna be a matter of primary care doc to diagnostician {whether a psychiatrist or psychologist is still undetermined} - if it's a psychologist, of course, I'll then have to see someone else, who can prescribe ......................... :-(

Fun-fun-fun .....................


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Dr. Bob Basso as Thomas Paine ................................

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;-) ;-) ;-)

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''..
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.


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From Denmark, via friends in Colorado .......................................... ;-)

A far more
accurate account of the events of that fateful
morning....


Baby
bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks
into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating
my

porridge?'
he squeaks.


Daddy
Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his
big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he
roars.


Mummy
Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,
'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you
idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke
everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy
Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear
who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and
croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn
table.


'It
was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray,
gave them their food, and refilled their water.


'And
now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace
Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only
going to say this once....




'I
HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE
YET!!'


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From Political Castaway Blog .................................

Mexico: Have We Had Enough Now, America?

How much more damage does America’s little neighbor to the south need to do before Americans decide that the status quo relationship is plainly untenable?

As the most recent export from Mexico—Swine Flu—now spreads across America and the rest of the world at a lightening pace, threatening lives, businesses, schools, and anything else in its path, Americans should be asking themselves if this should not be the final straw that breaks the back of the politically-correct cultural receivership that Americans have been burdened with for decades now.


Full commentary here.


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;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

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;-) Hmmmmmmmm ........................................

Seems the U.S. Department of State considers Texas a "foreign country" - if THAT's the case, then 'we' no longer have to pay federal income taxes, right?



Full article HERE.

Seems to me, Texas has just one-up'd Montana regarding firearms, too ............................. ;-)


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